HAL9000 Beer Status Panel

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HAL9000 Beer Status Panel

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BeerGenius
$29.00

Beer nerd meets deep-space mission control.

This retro sci-fi tee turns brewing stats into a six-panel spacecraft-style dashboard, complete with wireframe glassware, hop details, ABV, IBU, SRM, and temperature readouts. Clean, colorful, and just technical enough to make other beer people squint approvingly.

Perfect for craft beer fans, homebrewers, taproom regulars, and anyone who likes their pint with a little unnecessary precision.




Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
Size Chart
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Imperial (inches)
Metric (centimeters)
A) Length 28"29"30"31"32"33"33.9"35"
A) Length 71.173.776.278.781.383.886.188.9
B) Width 36"40"44"48"52"56"59.8"63.8"
B) Width 91.4101.6111.8121.9132.1142.2151.9162.1
B) Half Chest 18"20"22"24"26"28"29.9"31.9"
B) Half Chest 45.750.855.961.066.071.175.981.0
Tip: Width is measured across the garment; Half Chest is Width ÷ 2.

This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Care Instructions

  • General
    The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
  • Wash
    Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
  • Dry
    Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
  • Store
    Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices.

EU GPSR Compliance Information

  • Manufacturer contact information
    • Name: Gelato
    • Email address: support@gelato.com
    • Postal address: Dronning Eufemias gate 8, 0191 Oslo, Norway
  • Age guidelines: For adults
  • Warranty (consumer-sales only): 2 years
  • Product safety compliance:
    • Comply with regulatory requirements on dangerous substances (lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde).
    • Comply with regulatory requirements on flammability.

Quality Guarantee

Fast Shipping

Locally Owned

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HAL9000 Beer Status Panel

$29.00

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