You Whiskey Off My Feet!

They say love can knock you off your feet.

Turns out, whiskey does it faster.

“You Whiskey Off My Feet!” is a full-tilt Valentine’s Day groaner, inspired by the shameless charm of vintage Valentine cards and elevated with a proper pour. Two smitten adults, hearts everywhere, clinking Glencairn glasses filled neat—because romance deserves good taste, even when the joke is terrible.

This design is for couples who flirt in puns, toast often, and believe that true love smells faintly of oak, caramel, and bad decisions made together. Sweet, ridiculous, and unapologetically whiskey-forward, it’s perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or any night that starts with “just one dram.”

Warning: may cause eye-rolling, laughter, and spontaneous toasting.

”Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,
• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Seamless rib at neck
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Tear away label
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• 7/8" collar
• Classic fit